Eighty-Year-Old Comedian Marty Ross Tells Funny Stories About His Age

Eighty-Year-Old Comedian Marty Ross Tells Funny Stories About His Age - America's Got Talent 2020

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Marty Ross tells some funny stories about being an 80-year-old and finishes off his set with some naughty jokes!
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@ci_ds 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, the peanut joke was priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

@SamirAhujaGamer 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that one, could you please explain it?

@tharun2639 4 жыл бұрын

Same bro explain it

@jek4912 4 жыл бұрын

I know, pure gold! 🤣🤣

@kylerutherford 4 жыл бұрын

Samir Ahuja so what does peanut sound like?

@bhee3174 4 жыл бұрын

Simon almost chocked 😭😂😂

@ashleyc.230 4 жыл бұрын

Simon picked the wrong time to take a sip of his water. 😂

@nicoleevans8442 4 жыл бұрын

Ashley C. I know right

@habibi4401 4 жыл бұрын

He almost choked on the Water

@illhaveanother4365 4 жыл бұрын

Vodka

@dylanpodunavac2842 4 жыл бұрын

Simon started choking and gagging.

@dotdotdot4409 4 жыл бұрын

Dunkin' Donuts Water* (please be accurate next time)

@-D-W 4 жыл бұрын

After the joke of the first 20 seconds, I thought this guy was doomed! But after that initial joke was out of the way, he caught fire and had me in stitches for the remainder of his act!!! The 'peanut' allergy joke was PURE GOLD!!!!

@glowworm2 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the first joke was cute but not really laugh worthy, but afterwards, all of the jokes were hilarious--especially the peanut allergy one.

@californiagold3857 4 жыл бұрын

DW, my sentiments exactly.

@unknownx7252 4 жыл бұрын

I was like, I hope they don't buzz him after the first joke, was so happy they allowed him to continue.

@moll5ymac 4 жыл бұрын

ME TOO

@veganvocalist4782 4 жыл бұрын

Jorel Byssainthe Same 😄

@foreverPriscilla 4 жыл бұрын

“the only reason i’m here is i had to get a night pass from the front desk” took me out 😂😂

@SteveC619 4 жыл бұрын

I worked in a nursing home for 15 years, that was right up my alley.

@dannymaxx946 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get the joke :(

@SteveC619 4 жыл бұрын

@@dannymaxx946 nursing home residents are not allowed to leave the facility unless they sign themselves out or someone else signs them out.

@averynmitchell 4 жыл бұрын

“I start choking and gagging” *simon chokes and gags on drink*

@Uncircuited 3 жыл бұрын

I guess that means Simon has a peanut allergy

@chickencurry1033 3 жыл бұрын

The drink: *well then I’m your drink*

@IslandGirlChick 4 жыл бұрын

He looks young for 80. Must be eating good😂

@evilclowntra 4 жыл бұрын

Hummm 😉 maybe .... Santa Clarita Diet

@chrystabelbrittany998 4 жыл бұрын

true

@lovelyastridd 4 жыл бұрын

Damn those peanuts 🥜 lmao

@devolutionone 4 жыл бұрын

Good genes, his mother lived till 101.

@itz_lowki8492 4 жыл бұрын

Peanuts are a good diet

@medham 4 жыл бұрын

I like this guy, he’s so happy at his age😁

@briannao3967 4 жыл бұрын

He also looks good for his age my grandpa is same way he is 93 and he still looks good

@user-dv7vo4zl1k 4 жыл бұрын

Age is just a number

@supercell7412 4 жыл бұрын

well....he is a comedian...he makes other people laugh.....makes them happy. he laughs....and he is happy. if you are happy...you will always look young for your age

@medham 4 жыл бұрын

super cell agreed😁

@isyouis5641 4 жыл бұрын

FXN Potatoe0 lol wtf

@mike-rayner-videos 4 жыл бұрын

he don't look a day older than 65.. great fun too... i ❤ him

@bettycogswell9851 4 жыл бұрын

With the right material going forward, this guy could be great.

@antonelabakavic4045 4 жыл бұрын

And you can make awesome material with an old age. Endless possibilities for great jokes. He could become really funny

@veganvocalist4782 4 жыл бұрын

betty cogswell yea coz he is naturally funny and very likeable 😄

@callagieser3308 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed so hard since Preacher Lawson was on the show! 😂

@chloedarby6593 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@hansredbaron4689 4 жыл бұрын

@@chloedarby6593 don't tell anyone that we actually met in the past and we are probably related

@differentworld1646 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how much funny he was back in his young days.Too funny that in bed his wives laugh and forgot to love him. Old people like him are medicines to young people,they refresh our mind positively with their powerful sense of humor.

@robbieham1171 4 жыл бұрын

@@seangilbert19658 *AGT

@robbieham1171 4 жыл бұрын

@@seangilbert19658 it was technically both but whatever

@AlexManzanilla 4 жыл бұрын

"I asked her what happen and she said i started choking and gagging"😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@clueabear_tmi 4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@rexlint2520 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️

@patrickodong8267 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this already four times and I still laugh every time I watch it as if it was my first time. 😅

@caffeinatednation8885 4 жыл бұрын

3:07 I was laughing more at Simon's reaction than the actual joke 🤣

@plus2579 4 жыл бұрын

I was so nervous for him at the beginning I’m so glad he picked it up

@glowworm2 4 жыл бұрын

The peanut allergy joke was great! He's hilarious!

@marcrue8148 4 жыл бұрын

He is so sharp and witty!! And really edgy, which no one expected. Very funny 🤣🤣🤣

@erinn8183 4 жыл бұрын

MY MUMS FRIENDS WITH HIM. I’m from Australia but we went to the states in 2017 and he picked us up and drove us to see one of his shows in a bar outside of la. He’s literally the sweetest man.

@wingardium_dosa 4 жыл бұрын

I love how his jokes kept escalating.... The first joke failed.....second joke was okay....but the peanut joke was so damn hilarious 😹😹

@davidacuna1456 4 жыл бұрын

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND😭✊🏾✊🏾

@praneeshak4406 4 жыл бұрын

Damn...dude looks so good for an 80 year old And he's amazing.

@amberburks3945 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad they let him go on, it would’ve broken my heart to see him go home lol 💔

@jek4912 4 жыл бұрын

Agree. His act was pure gold! 🤣🤣

@unknownx7252 4 жыл бұрын

The first joke was kinda slow, glad they weren't quick to buzz him.

@saintntb270 4 жыл бұрын

The peanut joke is worth a million dollars😂

@tombofka 4 жыл бұрын

Peanut allergy has one of the best I’ve heard

@naayaa_samara9479 4 жыл бұрын

« I start choking and gagging » Simon : proceeds to choke as well

@kylefrandsen2665 4 жыл бұрын

So hard to go from a cold start with the interview questions and then get into the rhythm. Amazing how quickly he picked up and finished so strong in just a few jokes. Great job!

@sissyboo 4 жыл бұрын

you can already tell he's the cool grandpa, so likeable and full of life

@KimAndVash 4 жыл бұрын

Aw he’s so cute 🥺😭

@theatregeek9375 4 жыл бұрын

The amount of times I said “that’s what she said” 😆😂😆😂

@AzlianaLyana 4 жыл бұрын

Where have you been all these while Marty?? We need more laughter! We need you!😂😁

@jek4912 4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. The world needs more like you, Marty, for more GREAT laughs. 😂👍

@525sullivan 4 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious! Lord I think that since he's had three Wives and then Howey comes in and is like "Now thats a routine"!! Then I have a peanut allergie! Gets me every dang time!

@nyflipbeatch 4 жыл бұрын

I gagged and choked laughing 🤣🤣🤣

@joyeileen2678 4 жыл бұрын

Yay! Martie. I've done a lot of shows with him, it's cool to see one of us succeed

@KA-eu9sy 4 жыл бұрын

When you're 80 and you have nothing to lose! Why not, go ahead and tell a peanut joke. Simon water bit. Priceless. Thank you Marty for making us laugh in 2020! We need it. If laughter is the best medicine, we need more laughter.

@iam_thanos6667 4 жыл бұрын

His Jokes got me choking and gagging too 🙌

@abcdef12345678910ify 4 жыл бұрын

He is your man

@kanchansarda8195 4 жыл бұрын

Peanut allergy?

@eljotorreo 4 жыл бұрын

I was worried for him at the beginning and the last joke took me out

@aviatorAziz 4 жыл бұрын

Guys he is actually a good looking man for an 80 year old

@brainrest1137 4 жыл бұрын

He looks like 65 He is ADORABLE

@aviatorAziz 4 жыл бұрын

BRAIN REST Exactly

@emilypotter5064 3 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah

@carolhankins5896 4 жыл бұрын

OMG 😆 that peanut joke was so freaking hilarious 😂 🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@TheConorsmithusa 4 жыл бұрын

The way Simon chokes on his drink was hilarious 😂

@jonathanhsu1281 4 жыл бұрын

In the beginning, I’m confused 🤷‍♂️ But in the middle and the end, 🤣!

@sawaplum0853 4 жыл бұрын

The first joke actually was pretty funny

@ZiaHere. 4 жыл бұрын

you can tell that this man is super charming and handsome when he was young,, and the peanut joke tho hahahaha.. that was amazing!!! 😂

@dpkronmiller Жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace Marty. Those of us who knew you are lucky to have known you and those millions you made laugh have better lives because of you.

@rock7176 Жыл бұрын

He's still alive....

@dangroz03 5 ай бұрын

3:07 Simon’s reaction after he said she started choking and gagging 😂😂😂

@brynetzell2417 4 жыл бұрын

he’s adorable🥺

@marcos7801 4 жыл бұрын

"She told me she had a peanut allergy.Right,I misheard the word" 😂😂😂

@tharun2639 4 жыл бұрын

What does that mean? I can't get it

@ahmedaknike 4 жыл бұрын

@@tharun2639 up

@Tgifh 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get the joke can someone explain pls

@alanze18 4 жыл бұрын

@@tharun2639 Penis

@theliberalthinker3308 3 жыл бұрын

I get that he meant "peanut allrgy", but he seemed to say "altitude"!!

@love-is-love8046 4 жыл бұрын

"I start choking and gagging" 3:10 a mother covers her daughter's ears 😄

@cocoafritz4833 4 жыл бұрын

Simon learned not to drink during a comic performance!!!!!!

@PlanetJigobotTV 4 жыл бұрын

Yo, I've never seen Simon almost spit his drink out🤣

@itz_cadence6412 4 жыл бұрын

HES SO FRICKEN FUNNYYYY

@Radistella 4 жыл бұрын

“Good evening, young man!” *sees title* O_o Edit: Holy cow, thx for the likes! :D

@jensonhill312 4 жыл бұрын

He was being kind

@joeselzer850 4 жыл бұрын

the last joke naughty one was the best one Steven Simon almost choked on his water from laughing

@maazali8889 3 жыл бұрын

He is really likable. And the way he handed those questions - awesome.

@JetfireTurbo 4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Dale from The Walking Dead, especially with those facial expressions. What a funny guy!

@johnversosas8298 4 жыл бұрын

Made my day. Hats off from the Philippines. ❤️❤️

@gre-interprerter 4 жыл бұрын

I really love his voice, thank you for coming to AGT!

@californiagold3857 4 жыл бұрын

He started off a bit slow, but when he picked up steam he was right there. Loved the peanut allergy joke. Really funny!

@luismarech4361 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, he's an amazing comedian. Lol, lol, lol

@usaherobrine 4 жыл бұрын

Started off a bit rough but he found his way!

@dreamin1983 4 жыл бұрын

I’m crying 😭😂

@canadianasterixgmail 3 жыл бұрын

I like this comedian - he is great and has a great sense of humor - thank you for the upload!

@antonlvdm 3 жыл бұрын

Got off to a rocky start, but kept his cool and was nailing it by the end! Good on ya grandpa!

@cuac5869 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is awesome, very likeable and charismatic. At first I had mi doubts but he really saved it at the end. I honestly can't wait to hear more jokes.

@jesujolomijohnson1848 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 He's hilarious! 80yrs old, he is good! 👏👏👏 great job! Judges and team. 👍👍

@clipqueengal Жыл бұрын

Sad news today (9-27-22) that Marty Ross passed away of Leukemia. RIP Marty, thanks for the laughs.

@micheldubois9466 4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my dad at 80 ! Thaks dad in heaven so funny ! Namaste !

@febrinaronadame3892 4 жыл бұрын

that last joke snd simon reaction 😂😂

@deborah5568 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh too funny! We need this guy, he's out of this crazy world! LMBO!

@coryramirez9114 4 жыл бұрын

That was amazing lmao priceless peanut joke

@katarinalaura0804 3 жыл бұрын

I love his jokes from the beginning till the end🤣

@MadisonAiello 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Simon almost spit out his drink. This guy is great!

@basushruti11 3 жыл бұрын

the way the first one didnt land but he kept going and was so funny by the end of it! AMAZING!

@joahnamay8184 4 жыл бұрын

I've been watching it in repeat and i just keep laughing.

@Alaska_Afrika 4 жыл бұрын

NO stand up comedian has ever gave me this ab workout, i could not stop laughing, damn!! Right in his lane!

@nacerob984 3 жыл бұрын

80's befor covid-19 : we wish u a happy long life 80's after covid-19 : R.I.P

@miny4558 4 жыл бұрын

He's so funny. I love this man

@helenakarin4675 4 жыл бұрын

What a nice man

@itsmecindy7 4 жыл бұрын

Awww I love him... He's funny 👏👏👏👏❤

@ShervyseSmiles 4 жыл бұрын

Last Joke...One for the books 🤣👏🏽❤️

@curtisgrim3024 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes but I can watch it over and over again

@darlenedavis7644 4 жыл бұрын

There should be a love button for gold like this 💜

@koolbeans3572 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say something about the audience being more dead than himself or something at the beginning. This guy was absolutely hilarious though lmao

@foreverPriscilla 4 жыл бұрын

omg i love him 😭 i hope he makes it far

@UgoTemple 4 жыл бұрын

For 1 million dollar act, I will raise a dead man. No time to waste time... Remember, all these contestants are also here for the money. So, treat every show like it is the final show. You don't have any reason to fail.

@brandistone5132 4 жыл бұрын

Ugo Temple I remember you from the other video

@vanessaparra5827 4 жыл бұрын

@@brandistone5132 same

@Tgifh 4 жыл бұрын

I hear you don’t even get the money up front

@chickens-yt 4 жыл бұрын

@@Tgifh you're correct. I believe it's only like 30k/year for 30 years or something like tat

@ManvirSabhi 4 жыл бұрын

Chickens -YT You actually get the option to take all of it upfront or get around 30k a year for ____ years

@faithplaisance1270 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for letting him continue

@alienfromnasa2912 4 жыл бұрын

He is so hilarious, love him😂

@YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy Жыл бұрын

0:03 “Good evening, Young Man.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@YaaNJ 4 жыл бұрын

Good for you!!!!! 10:24pm and you have me laughing out loud and it feels so good! Hang around so that I can see you again!

@natalievaughn1479 4 жыл бұрын

Age doesn't mean a thing, I think this is the best time for this incredible man in his 80's. Don't stop believe it.

@durrrrl3435 4 жыл бұрын

It means something. If he wins he’ll have to live to 120 to get the whole $1,000,000!! 🤣

@titonathdith1522 3 жыл бұрын

I was nervous for him a moment thinking that his jokes weren’t funny enough and that the intro was funnier. Then he pulled it off with that peanut joke.