LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz

LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz - America's Got Talent 2019

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@swadey2.017 5 жыл бұрын

He faced his fear, it doesn't matter if he wins or loses, he faced it and that is a win for me.

@lethargic_cow 5 жыл бұрын

Yes! That's what it's all about, he's so inspiring!

@legion9721 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, i see this as an absolute win!

@lawsofthecosmos173 5 жыл бұрын

For him*

@Pev0Gaming 4 жыл бұрын

IM SO PROUD OF HIM

@Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest 3 жыл бұрын

And a win for him

@jeremya618 5 жыл бұрын

Anxiety can steal your life away. I'm glad he took this giant step.

@Saxologic 5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy A Giant Steps by John Coltrane

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 5 жыл бұрын

I want to like your comment but it's at 666 and I can't just do that

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 5 жыл бұрын

Never mind, I'm good

@cobr3n 5 жыл бұрын

I have huge anxiety and stage fright. Wish I had the guts to do what he did. I applaud him for getting on the stage and doing his routine. :)

@jessemartinez3825 2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@bethiekitch3925 5 жыл бұрын

“Instead of watching other people live, I want to live.” That got to me ♥️

@gemaligd 5 жыл бұрын

Got you to type heart? I dont get it

@franklynonyia1449 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that really got me

@leon1308 5 жыл бұрын

@@gemaligd not funny u stupid

@vittoantonio5969 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah same

@olivierszry8221 5 жыл бұрын

@@gemaligd Why Gemail and not hotmail?

@Pilikestortoises 5 жыл бұрын

*Wins the whole show* Him: “nice.”

@nisl9039 5 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhhm nice

@harrypegg9293 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@KevinLSchwartz 5 жыл бұрын

Well, it WOULD be nice. No?

@lightyears2go 5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Schwartz dude ilu but that neckbeard is the epitome of the internet troll. lose it. ..or incorporate it into an act? imagine coming onstage with a fedora and My Little Pony - even better a fedora *of* MLP

@KevinLSchwartz 5 жыл бұрын

@@lightyears2go Weird. I think of a troll as someone who goes around saying rude things to people online.

@vitocorleone1462 5 жыл бұрын

The Isaac Newton joke and the grocery store jokes were hilarious

@NotMe-yh5gi 5 жыл бұрын

@Dev JB really that's crazy I never heard it and I love puns

@KevinLSchwartz 5 жыл бұрын

@Jay Bradley Maybe it is old. I'm not omniscient. But Google shows no sign of it before the first time I posted it.

@missjoey 5 жыл бұрын

@Kevin Schwartz I and I'm sure many others who enjoyed ur jokes trust you! There are too many brains in this world for a joke to be completely original and not have been come up by a random few, but from the response of the audience and even the judges themselves, the joke is obviously not old and unoriginal like described by the fellow commenter above. Stay undistracted by ungrounded criticisms and keep up your good work! Many ppl are looking forward to seeing more! By the way, English is not my native language- could you explain to me the panda joke? ☺️

@KevinLSchwartz 5 жыл бұрын

@@missjoey "Today I saw twin pandas. That bears repeating." "That bears repeating" basically means "is worth telling people about." But "that bear's repeating" implies that the one twin was a copy/repetition of the other twin.

@missjoey 5 жыл бұрын

@Kevin Schwartz Thank you for the explanation! Now I get why everybody's laughing!! 😊😊😊

@rex25k 5 жыл бұрын

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to face it.

@bighope6550 5 жыл бұрын

By Isaac Newton

@nick624179 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminder 👌

@billk8326 5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DrMatt-wp6ul 5 жыл бұрын

Next time you use a William Danforth quote you should credit him!

@SheepdogSmokey 5 жыл бұрын

This is why I joined my volunteer fire department, I wanted to conquer my fear of fire. Now I'm an adrenaline junky, a bit jaded, but still, I was petrified my first time, but I did it.

@utubehelps 5 жыл бұрын

49yrs old still pursuing happiness.. NEVER STOP

@Nobody-xe9fc 5 жыл бұрын

TRYING TO GET LAID

@Adolesence 5 жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-xe9fc likes you

@Nobody-xe9fc 5 жыл бұрын

@@Adolesence I already knew that I liked myself very much ^_^

@SaadMohammedGhori 5 жыл бұрын

maybe what we should try to pursue is satisfaction not happiness.

@MrWarfighter 5 жыл бұрын

@@SaadMohammedGhori I agree, he is trying to pursue satisfaction, he just doesnt realize it.

@patioorangutan2239 5 жыл бұрын

That first joke was so underappreciated

@grahamconnorhudsonjameson8834 5 жыл бұрын

Patio Orangutan maybe if he didn’t use it as his first it would of passed better

@starfish744 5 жыл бұрын

I lolled 😂

@jesusflores9191 5 жыл бұрын

I was ded

@xiphos8219 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I laughed at it and then shrugged at everyone's reaction

@DeitrikItotv 5 жыл бұрын

I was in the audience during this performance and his first joke was actually the Isaac Newton one

@Ninjaman195 5 жыл бұрын

This guy went from scared of going out of his house to performing on AGT, that's insane

@soccerking172 5 жыл бұрын

I'm going to be on AGT someday. Still trying to get out of my house but we'll get there.

@ScarlettCrystal2009 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone who can come this far and make this much progress with their fears, deserves a LOT of credit and a shot with something like this.

@Stintdigis 5 жыл бұрын

Goes to show the impossible is possible

@arvin0786 5 жыл бұрын

@@soccerking172 Just bring your house with you. c:

@ultimaxextreme1000 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously.. thats insane..

@Exhibit_C_me 5 жыл бұрын

"Instead of watching ppl live, I want to live." -Kevin Schwartz 💯

@JesusHasJordans 5 жыл бұрын

Its honestly such a good quote

@sayyurrr 5 жыл бұрын

Who else loves it when Simon goes from really critical to just laughing his guts out in the blink of an eye?

@stevethea5250 5 жыл бұрын

His delivery was slow bit clearly good

@krishshautriya5170 3 жыл бұрын

His writing is so good. And his delivery adds to his charm. Hope he does more.

@blaze59317 5 жыл бұрын

You can def tell his confidence elevated as he told his jokes. 6:56 minutes of laughter instead of bullying. There is still hope for humanity!

@colestonkfc9328 5 жыл бұрын

arturo nunez 🤦🏼‍♀️are you brain dead that’s the end of the video

@alvarohernandez4557 5 жыл бұрын

@@colestonkfc9328 he wasnt stating a point in the video, he was just saying the length of the video

@Jmscr-bc7ds 5 жыл бұрын

Nah, i dont think there hope😂

@colestonkfc9328 5 жыл бұрын

Alvaro Hernandez ok welp I’m drunk rn😂 took like 8shots

@tp9927 5 жыл бұрын

@@colestonkfc9328 Nice save

@mistw.9323 5 жыл бұрын

You could literally see when Simon started to get and understand his jokes😂

@stephieirene1 5 жыл бұрын

th virgin joke?

@serenapeterson8130 5 жыл бұрын

I was bummed at the silence on the first home. It was good. His jokes aren't low based. He reminds me of that long haired monotoned comic from the 80s who also did one liners

@briarevans4991 5 жыл бұрын

Serena Peterson Steven Wright?

@jeffreykelley8598 5 жыл бұрын

Steven Wright keep you in stitches, wasn't often but sometimes he'd have to smirk at himself...

@lightyears2go 5 жыл бұрын

stephieirene 3:25 *did he just say what i think he said*

@johnnyjerkwad5527 5 жыл бұрын

hearing the audience genuinely warm up to his jokes and laugh is quite possibly one of the best things i've seen in my life.

@craig869 5 жыл бұрын

To go from being scared to leave the house through to being onstage in front of 4000 people AND on television. Incredible. As his confidence grew, his delivery got better. I teared up.

@furqanahmad8882 4 жыл бұрын

And almost 4M people...

@abadomtochukwu8123 5 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or is Simon now adorable? He’s become so encouraging and supportive of the contestants. Thanks Simon. We love you

@paLeevang 5 жыл бұрын

Abadom Tochukwu omg thats how i felt too lol

@sarahdixon6011 5 жыл бұрын

It's because he's a dad 😊

@JoeLibby 5 жыл бұрын

That's not Simon! What have they done with Simon?

@africaRBG 5 жыл бұрын

Hes gettin old lol

@jeffreyfox1768 5 жыл бұрын

I miss tougher Simon. And yes he's much nicer and more encouraging... I would guess bc he is a father unlike 6 or 7 years ago

@SpiralSine6 5 жыл бұрын

I felt for this guy man. His delivery was rough, but he definitely got into the groove as he carried on.

@yanivsteltzer8425 5 жыл бұрын

@Dara DeBuitlear no. thats not the point. hes just nervous. its cringe-worthy any not funny. didnt laugh once. Glad he got cut from Judge cuts!!!

@JMEAUS22 3 жыл бұрын

@Yaniv Steltzer it is 100% the point. Look up Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg. Legends of comedy who do this exact same style. You thought your own opinion was evidence your thinking was correct. It wasn't, in fact, it was evidence of how uninformed you were. It's world accepted method of comedy.

@povchill3780 2 жыл бұрын

@@yanivsteltzer8425 man shut yo goofyass up, u prolly dodnt understand any joke💀

@nikogivas6393 2 жыл бұрын

He didn’t change tone or cadence once. That’s not an accident. It just took the audience a second to warm up to his weird style.

@YesPlease1 5 жыл бұрын

Getting on that stage would be hard/scary for 99% of people. The fact that you did it *with diagnosed agoraphobia* means you've really got guts!

@huskysings9536 5 жыл бұрын

yesplease so much respect for the man right!

@amgkmli 5 жыл бұрын

I love how not everyone comes here to Win. But they just come to experience something new. Great show!

@sven615 5 жыл бұрын

agree my brotha

@andrecpg8959 5 жыл бұрын

Hope he gains confidence through this and deals with his anxiety better

@kevinhamakawa8343 5 жыл бұрын

Andre ExoDust trust me his anxiety isn’t that bad, AGT just needs to milk a story out of him

@galette_1196 5 жыл бұрын

@Reddot Sxul It's not. Dude. They are literally doing this to everyone if possible.

@smashablanca 5 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to put my 2 cents in. Kevin is a good friend of mine and his anxiety is just as bad as it seemed in the video. The only reason he auditioned was because I was able to be there with him and supported him the whole time. I couldn't go with him for the next audition because of my work so he went by himself and I've never been more proud of him.

@ericshimer6669 5 жыл бұрын

@@smashablanca he has just gained a bunch of us who also support him. Even if he does not win i will be sure next time i come up that way to see one of his shows. Even if Madison is not my favorite area and gives me slight anxiety to drive in i am down for it on the way to the Dells.

@Nikolaiwww 5 жыл бұрын

Samantha Haack thank you

@grilledspicydeluxe7834 5 жыл бұрын

“Instead of watching other people live, I want to live.” WHO CUT THE ONIONS

@Memhis10ToesDown 5 жыл бұрын

Tru Tha..😢😢😥😢..he was awesome.. WHO'S CRYING? 😢😢😢😢...IM NOT!.😢😥..I SWEAR!!..

@JamesKovacic 5 жыл бұрын

That’s how I feel right now watching these auditions 😭🙃😂

@Akashi14123 5 жыл бұрын

That's really powerful word to push someone to live their life to the fullest

@phoenixrising2609 5 жыл бұрын

Them freaking Onion Ninjas, is who...damn them

@serenapeterson8130 5 жыл бұрын

I love his therapist for helping him.

@ErkFX 5 жыл бұрын

That Isaac Newton joke was so good! Definitely had an unexpected twist at the end of it!

@randallnelson2768 5 жыл бұрын

Was the best joke. The rest were not very good.

@cole4832 5 жыл бұрын

@@randallnelson2768 or maybe it's just not your type of comedy

@stevethea5250 5 жыл бұрын

@@cole4832 I'm gonna steal that

@_Dio_Brando_69 5 жыл бұрын

I saw right where it was going and it was still funny hearing it LOL

@jayhernandez7708 5 жыл бұрын

How do you even understand? You have a roblox icon lmao

@raffy7284 4 жыл бұрын

Dude is a legend would 100% pay to see him perform

@jessemartinez3825 2 жыл бұрын

Sure buddy

@eurekasquared9853 2 жыл бұрын

So would I.

@sahuhrithik 5 жыл бұрын

Who else wants to give this guy a big hug. 🙋‍♂

@sharzhay 5 жыл бұрын

Me.. 😩😩

@Bigbacklifts 5 жыл бұрын

@ciaobella1232 5 жыл бұрын

Hrithik Sahu Well it cant be a small hug🤔

@naomieveline1594 5 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♀️

@zim5407 5 жыл бұрын

Me!!!

@Undesirablekishan 5 жыл бұрын

the virgin one killed me 😂

@FMFvideos 5 жыл бұрын

did he kill you?

@sanjeevbalyansb 5 жыл бұрын

Lol it was funny

@ryanbirdman1 5 жыл бұрын

He’s one up on you then, he’s not dead

@charlieimison6355 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stabgan 5 жыл бұрын

@ws 2019 he will get eliminated

@aaronspeck1644 5 жыл бұрын

Yo that had to be the hardest thing he ever did. Legitimately just so damn happy for him for accomplishing this.

@Tay80085 5 жыл бұрын

I have agoraphobia too. Currently, I'm getting help bi-weekly. This guy is so courageous for getting up on stage in front of so much people. I admire him. I want to clarify that agoraphobia is not only the fear of open spaces, but also fear of not being able to escape and embarrassment. It's a scary thing to endure and not much people are aware of this. Sending love from Hawaii ❤

@mitchdroese84 5 жыл бұрын

I hope you continue getting help and can fully enjoy what a beautiful world we live in!

@Tay80085 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you@@mitchdroese84😊 Slowly but surely. Baby steps. Have a nice week!

@provakarroychy1535 5 жыл бұрын

Marie, I appreciate that you took the courage to state your fear on the internet. Great job! Keep up the great work and focus on self love and self evaluation more as it will directly boost your confidence and help you get better at going out more and connecting better with more and more people. Have a happy journey in the trip called "Life" and hope to see a much better version of you soon. 😊

@guaiyaxs8570 2 жыл бұрын

embarrassed to be judged, causes panic attacks which cause retreat to safety (place) which is fear!! Its much worse... now that you are safe with your fear in that place.. the fear wouldn't stop telling you how worthless you are!! The fear would continue to eat you pieces everyday!! hoping someone would understand, wanting to tell someone.. tired of being alone.. tired of struggling.. tired of waking up

@periodddtttt 2 жыл бұрын

how are you doing now?

@Khous-yg1ur 5 жыл бұрын

I really just want to hug him, I totally understand how he feels in being full of anxiety. He did great and I hope he's on the show for the whole thing

@Khous-yg1ur 5 жыл бұрын

azu111 Wait..... Wait.... I "can't" know what it feels like to be full of anxiety because I'm a "woman"?

@robgronk8453 5 жыл бұрын

This man is so very inspirational. This is what agt is truly all about. Too this man we are all so very proud of you.

@kidrobot. 5 жыл бұрын

its all an act. look at his KZbin channel.

@kidrobot. 5 жыл бұрын

@Erin B you care.

@franklynonyia1449 5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Schwartz is a legend wherever he is

@renaeemorgan8914 5 жыл бұрын

When he said “Instead of watching other people live, I want to live” It was so powerful❤️😭

@an2ny482 5 жыл бұрын

He's about to have 2 over Isaac Newton

@DansGlowing 5 жыл бұрын

Easily the most underrated comment here 😂😂

@DansGlowing 5 жыл бұрын

Guess he cant use that joke again

@tjjavier 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!! Way to double down! 👏😂

@Island_Kermode 4 жыл бұрын

Isaac2= kevin schwartz(-inteligence)

@SomeGuy-jx4qd 3 жыл бұрын

he will

@rosiered3403 5 жыл бұрын

Comedy always seems to come from a place of pain. Good for you on conquering your fears Kevin.

@thelegend8153 5 жыл бұрын

Rosie Red there is no exception to that rule

@_Medusa. 5 жыл бұрын

True.

@morganga 5 жыл бұрын

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to someone else, while comedy is something awful happening to someone else.

@addyt.9609 5 жыл бұрын

Well said

@TheRudexx 5 жыл бұрын

I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.... :) #Joker

@petercallaghan9851 5 жыл бұрын

That first joke, the one that nobody laughed at, was a killer.

@Allie13Livvy 5 жыл бұрын

I was coming to make this comment. I am so glad I was not the only one that got it

@landabudgets2024 5 жыл бұрын

I died 😂😂

@franklynonyia1449 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh it was lit

@susangoryan1774 5 жыл бұрын

I liked it too...It went over a lot of heads!

@minminli6248 5 жыл бұрын

It was fantastic. 😊

@Ayrton4everrr 5 жыл бұрын

The saddest clowns, have always been the best comedians. Great guy

@c17a 5 жыл бұрын

And Rodney Dangerfield

@mehulshakya1624 5 жыл бұрын

I can't understand why the audience didn't understand his first joke . I mean that was funny .

@dunnock343 5 жыл бұрын

He’s got potential! He’s got the one liner jokes, now it’s just about delivery and structure of when to tell which jokes when.

@dustinb.403 5 жыл бұрын

It was hilarious!

@christhomas4739 5 жыл бұрын

As a first joke, people thought he coulda gotten stage fright

@GlorifiedTruth 3 жыл бұрын

I think it took them a moment to warm up to what he was doing.

@zodiacgamer4547 3 жыл бұрын

Audience was still settling..couldn't guess his genius, loved it

@MilleusPetrozza 5 жыл бұрын

His one liners made me laugh, and his courage brought tears to my eyes.

@livingthedash6727 5 жыл бұрын

I believe the goal here is to give him more confidence, which is great because I believe he deserves it. Seems like a very nice and genuine person. A great guy!

@kidrobot. 5 жыл бұрын

its all an act. look at his youtube channel.

@martinn.4061 5 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobot. what's his yt

@kidrobot. 5 жыл бұрын

@@martinn.4061 search his name...

@thesomnograph7278 5 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobot. Just looked at his youtube channel. Doesn't feel like an act to me. He's got the same composure as he did on agt, even reading off of his cards and stuff presumably because he's nervous. Him having a youtube channel in the first place doesn't sound out of the ordinary to me either. Of course if you're going on agt (especially with a fear of performance) you want to have some practice and an audience to encourage you before going in.

@kidrobot. 5 жыл бұрын

@@thesomnograph7278 look at his 1st video. its from 4 years ago. he's basically wearing the same thing and doing the same routine. its all an act. if it wasn't, he would've evolved for the better by now. but i get it, everyone needs a gimmick to stand out. just look at tape face and puddles pity party

@alfieyeow559 5 жыл бұрын

Aw man this guy got me all choked up. This is what a winner looks like, even though he may not feel it, but he is the bravest man I’ve ever seen

@tayoaluko5547 5 жыл бұрын

He went from not being able to leave to house to killing it on one of the biggest stages in America, I have so much respect for that man

@rinkerbel_ 5 жыл бұрын

Why did no one understands the first joke? Did they all black out?

@michaelaugspurger7651 5 жыл бұрын

I think it the order of doing it first that didn't work well. If he had started with the Isaac Newton one, the black out joke would have been funnier.

@shshshshshshgt 5 жыл бұрын

If he had said that right after it would have been great

@nickyap6616 5 жыл бұрын

I find that one funny too

@quacklovesparanormal2041 5 жыл бұрын

I bust out laughing at that joke!!!

@chelliserogers4513 5 жыл бұрын

Am saying

@FikomUntarDinaDelany 5 жыл бұрын

it's still with me this fear BUT instead of just watching other people live I want to Live - Kevin Schwartz

@haddijack 5 жыл бұрын

So true 😔😓😢😞😪

@kagelynx 5 жыл бұрын

Rules for AGT. 1. Have an anime backstory.

@parisienne7544 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@xPhantom27 5 жыл бұрын

Seems legit

@xxxextensioncord3910 5 жыл бұрын

Dude ima say my fish died

@sol666 5 жыл бұрын

Fear of leaving the house is a very real phobia. Don't disrespect a guy who managed to overcome it.

@Toni_Be 5 жыл бұрын

@@sol666 dude he was not disrespecting him i mean its cool that he overcome it but its for real that you need a good story and instantly get through i mean the jokes were not that good but the story was and see what happened i mean im proud of him but hes not that funny and its not a talent that deserves winning 1 mil

@kendimuchungi5333 5 жыл бұрын

Totally got his first joke. :-) All the best and God bless!!

@kendimuchungi5333 5 жыл бұрын

@@mgoldenboyz7942 I guess I need to elaborate - I understood and found his joke funny. Comedy is actually extremely subjective. :-)

@MrSickinthemind 5 жыл бұрын

ikr was laughing hard, sadly the audience didn't get it

@jamesbravo8942 5 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it. Whats the joke?

@MrSickinthemind 5 жыл бұрын

@HHF Electronic Internet connection is good in heaven. I'm on a vacation

@farianvix1800 5 жыл бұрын

Pleaese explain the first joke...

@Fgvv17 5 жыл бұрын

Omg!! His story proves that you don't always have to look brave to be brave. He is pure inspiration

@jessemartinez3825 2 жыл бұрын

It’s called being a man.. dafaq

@beacea274 5 жыл бұрын

*Instead of watching other people live, i want to live* Wow i felt that

@ekaterini2957 5 жыл бұрын

Dry clean humor. I love this guy. So funny and so talented -- his jokes require thought and clearly required thought. I can't wait to see him on TV!

@MrEuropeanTv 5 жыл бұрын

I went to the grocery store and sign said no food or drink inside. So I went home Hahahahahah greatest line ever

@Bigbacktivity 5 жыл бұрын

MrEuropeanTv where is the hilariousness in that joke that joke was stupid

@lordkaachan9252 5 жыл бұрын

@@Bigbacktivity what's the point of heading to the store if there is no food or drinks inside?

@Bigbacktivity 5 жыл бұрын

Lord Of Waifus okay but what’s so funny about that it makes no sense

@Bigbacktivity 5 жыл бұрын

Any grocery store has food so if it don’t have food it’s not a grocery store

@lordkaachan9252 5 жыл бұрын

@@Bigbacktivity because the sign in grocery stores that says "no food or drinks inside" is meant that you can't bring in food and drinks from the outside into the store. However how this guy read it , is that there is no food and drinks inside the store therefore losing the purpose of going into the store, and heading home. The joke here is the play on words "no food and drinks inside"

@JavveRinne 5 жыл бұрын

He's diagnosed with agoraphobia. The fear of open spaces. In his case everything outside of his house. Imagine that!

@mikecruze9562 5 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine that... that's how far out it is... it was cool.

@darkangelsid76 5 жыл бұрын

That was my diagnosis 20 years ago. He has had to push to get where he is

@needlessoptions 5 жыл бұрын

It's not the fear of open spaces. That's what Google says it is but in a medical sense it's actually the fear of situations that might cause panic, embarrasment or helplesness.

@earlsimmonsnixon6100 5 жыл бұрын

Can't imagine that im a Claustrophobic

@xrizbira 5 жыл бұрын

Are phobias real thing, how it work just curious what they brain tells them what they feel

@MBranchOfficial 5 жыл бұрын

I have severe anxiety and struggle with agoraphobia, you go Kevin ♥️

@patrickdavis6370 5 жыл бұрын

God Bless :)

@beccaisanerd671 5 жыл бұрын

As a former agoraphobic who still deals with major anxiety, I am sending positive vibes to you!

@rishikesh3021 5 жыл бұрын

Just don't think about what would people say

@waste_of_grace 5 жыл бұрын

As someone with severe and crippling social anxiety, this made me feel so many emotions. I’m rooting so hard for him!

@benjaminlewis2910 5 жыл бұрын

He's funnier than I am, and I don't even have anxiety! He deserved that ovation.

@tanvirhussain8763 5 жыл бұрын

Could not have said it better. Top comment!

@pallabdas1440 3 жыл бұрын

You guys didn't get him.. He's making comedy of his fears.. He wins the weather 🖤

@JonesLucero 5 жыл бұрын

"Instead of watching other people live... I want to live". DUDE! Goosebumps all over the body.

@aahilsayed7 2 жыл бұрын

When Simon gives a standing ovation you already know the performance was great

@Quisomatic 2 жыл бұрын

He uses his awkwardness to his advantage… that’s smart !!! This was great 😂😂😂

@josephc.558 5 жыл бұрын

This guys story is so sad, he actually seems like he would be a really cool guy to hang out with.

@mariusk-l1056 3 жыл бұрын

@ashmitrocks1997 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a beginner comic. I followed Kevin on Instagram a few days ago and last night he followed me back after a conversation! He really is a very supportive, mild mannered guy who just wants to see people write their own success stories! A gem of a man.

@natashazinc 5 жыл бұрын

It’s not easy going through what he’s going through and being up on stage in front of millions. So much respect!!!! 💕

@jessemartinez3825 2 жыл бұрын

Millions 🤣

@madypowell8177 5 жыл бұрын

This is so heartwarming, I want him to be my best friend!!! He seems like someone I would enjoy being around

@ashishtilakraj 5 жыл бұрын

so nice of you to say that..it was heart warming

@kyanjones3304 5 жыл бұрын

Howie: “You hear that? What does that feel like?” Kevin: “Relieving!” Such an inspiring person, not only to start perusing his dream at his age but also to prove that you can overcome anything, whether it’s anxiety or agoraphobia. By going up on stage and being who he is causing people to laugh and cheer must have truly felt amazing for him and he deserves every part of rejoice! ✨👏🏻

@Powerstroke87 5 жыл бұрын

Isaac Newton joke killed for real. Dude seems like a cool cat. Hope life gets infinitely better for him

@Geologically 5 жыл бұрын

Has a backstory = longer videos No sad backstory = 2 minute videos 👏🏻

@stephenn9872 5 жыл бұрын

thats how agt works

@victorserrano7939 5 жыл бұрын

So ur saying tht if Im diagnosed with a mental illness I’ll get more air time 🤔

@sabah3822 5 жыл бұрын

Victor M3 E92 pretty much

@victorserrano7939 5 жыл бұрын

😃😃 I was diagnosed with ADHD, HDMI, HHR, and USB, I should at least get ten minutes 😁

@SlamminBranden 5 жыл бұрын

I'll tell you how AGT works ... they've already picked the winner. Voting means nothing. It is just an easy way for the channel executives to tally up the ratings.

@musicallover8401 5 жыл бұрын

I wish being kind was not out of the norm. This was beautiful!

@Concatenate 5 жыл бұрын

Amen to that.

@Plant00based 5 жыл бұрын

I am from Wisconsin and we are all like this dude, gotta love the dry humor ♥️😂

@nicolegall2699 5 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Bartels same! What part of Wisconsin are you from?

@jakobp8758 5 жыл бұрын

I’m from Madison

@nicolegall2699 5 жыл бұрын

Jakob P I’m from Waukesha ^

@colepederson1515 5 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Bartels that’s actually so true tho

@staticunion4448 5 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Bartels this was horrible if he didn’t have that backstory he would be garbage

@tedioustask5714 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t remember the last time I seen Simon Cowell stand and applause for a comedian!

@mr.minister5018 2 жыл бұрын

Kevin is a champion!! Overcoming a fear of crowds is very hard, whenever I go through with it there's a thousand thoughts of self doubt. And Kevin managed to pull through all of that, so inspiring ❤️

@spotlightawesome 5 жыл бұрын

With respect to Kevin conquering his anxiety, but his psychiatrist is doing a reaaallly great job.

@drealboy_ 5 жыл бұрын

He probably doesn't even remember this he's so drugged

@dothedo3667 5 жыл бұрын

@@drealboy_ he's not drugged, his mind is basically shutting down, it's what happens with such great anxiety. It's the methods that the psychiatrist used that are good, which is what makes the difference.

@drealboy_ 5 жыл бұрын

@@dothedo3667 no. It's the drugs he's on. Benzodiazepines.

5 жыл бұрын

KevinKnox Playlist You're an idiot.

@dothedo3667 5 жыл бұрын

@@drealboy_ Nope, try again.

@bornslippy9208 5 жыл бұрын

Bloody brilliant hahaha, My type of comedy, Well done to him.

@dddlll1614 7 ай бұрын

Anxiety and insecurity destroyed my life. I'm glad you defeat anxiety and came forward. Delivered one of the best punch lines like a king.

@Teejayyy2 5 жыл бұрын

I ended up really liking this guy, i really hope his confidence can grow for him.

@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Uncle Tom.

@joancanonigo1235 5 жыл бұрын

@alyssa.h 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Tom! Nice to see you again bud!

@yanivsteltzer8425 5 жыл бұрын

he sucked. ive heard all these one-liners before

@ennisdelmar807 5 жыл бұрын

How is Martha doing Tom? Take care.

@MN-vn8mk 5 жыл бұрын

When he said that his classmates spent a week not talking to him pretending he was invisible Man that's cruel....

@realdex 5 жыл бұрын

Some kids.

@scarafly 5 жыл бұрын

Try a year

@maryamna2079 5 жыл бұрын

@@scarafly thank u😂😂

@scarafly 5 жыл бұрын

@@maryamna2079 Idk for what?

@captainprice7258 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 5 жыл бұрын

I love how the audience slowly gets into the act and laughter becomes louder and louder

@stelladey8528 5 жыл бұрын

I had tears in my eyes. I've dealt with anxiety depression insomnia and whatnot and I know how hard it is to get out of the bed. Kevin, you are so brave and I wish you all the very best. The fact you stepped out of the house gave me so much hope and courage. I'll pray for all the success for you!

@KevinLSchwartz 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@stelladey8528 5 жыл бұрын

@@KevinLSchwartz I wish you all the best. Hope you win this!

@pearlvongpusanachai5942 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t think of a braver man. Huge congratulations and please keep going!

@mannyrob 5 жыл бұрын

For some reason I developed anxiety a few months ago, & knowing how it feels it makes me admire this guy for his bravery, in my eyes he is a super hero.

@Bob-zl1md 5 жыл бұрын

"Be kind to everyone for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Socrates What an incredible guy. It is just easy for many people to go out but not for him. Thank you for sharing your talent to the world, Kevin. I am a fan.

@colebayer25 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen this guy in-person four times at open mic nights in the comedy club in Madison he referenced. He was hilarious but didn’t even realize he was on AGT. This is awesome!

@deimos6924 5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow! First, I thought he was just in character. Hearing his background is amazing. Truly a courageous guy

@Toad_Moto 5 жыл бұрын

I have one up on Isaac Newton... because I'm not dead. I'm dead. 🤣🤣👏

@hahahaha-oi2jm 5 жыл бұрын

Toad Moto ....but...but...the question is... did you die a virgin? ;)

@melaniesosa1074 5 жыл бұрын

My heart :( May God help him and bless him 🤧❤️ and why didn’t anyone laugh at the first one 💀 I was dead laughing 😂

@syrtech121 5 жыл бұрын

Melanie Sosa the first joke was pretty bad not gonna lie lol but then it got good

@melaniesosa1074 5 жыл бұрын

Syrtech idky I laughed so hard, probably bc my humors so messed up💀

@jessicamayers8617 5 жыл бұрын

So was I lol

@serenapeterson8130 5 жыл бұрын

It took me a half second, but I laughed too.

@b_f_d_d 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe people didn't understand it but i did 😂

@chojykukreja2095 5 жыл бұрын

You already won, by just entering this competition. Good on ya champ!

@janyou17 5 жыл бұрын

Im happy he overcome such struggles.. GOD BLESS him

@M11G10 5 жыл бұрын

*Just married, makes it sound like they are already disappointed* Man I'm dead literally LoL 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

@xzed6394 5 жыл бұрын

Mayur Gojia no you're literally not

@kagelynx 5 жыл бұрын

Figuratively > Literally

@marlesdk 5 жыл бұрын

I dont get it, can you explain it to me? :D

@Jonnytm99 5 жыл бұрын

Growing up diagnosed with anxiety problem yet he delivered infront of thousands. Very inspirational guy!

@baileyconradt 5 жыл бұрын

I've been lucky enough to see him at our comedy club in Madison! Congrats, Kevin!

@KevinLSchwartz 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@houstonjs86 5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Schwartz your performance was great! God bless you and continue to live.

@chrisjennings7474 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome out of the house. Great stuff. This is the best judge panel ever

@dylanthevillain1666 5 жыл бұрын

I miss Mel B and Heidi

@Paul-fd2ce 5 жыл бұрын

@@dylanthevillain1666 dude theyre from BGT

@dylanthevillain1666 5 жыл бұрын

@@Paul-fd2ce No they aren't

@anon1486 5 жыл бұрын

@@Paul-fd2ce No they're not. Alisha and Amanda are the judges of BGT

@seahawk1579 5 жыл бұрын

@@dylanthevillain1666 Julianne and Gabriella are wayyyyy better

@bunder9204 5 жыл бұрын

This is how many times he said thank you 👇👇

@riderforlife9498 5 жыл бұрын

Bunder _ I m sorry you r wrong this is how many times he said thankyou 👇👇

@akioozaraga413 5 жыл бұрын

You are both wrong. This is how many thank yous he said. (I liked my own comment) 👇👇

@paigebai3372 5 жыл бұрын

AXN Vlogs 😂

@robert7879 5 жыл бұрын

Dumb post

@bunder9204 5 жыл бұрын

@@robert7879 someone's salty

@artfuldoc 5 жыл бұрын

Agoraphobia is crushing yet Kevin curbed the audience and judges' attention and got overwhelming applauses from 4000 people. This moment itself is a massive truimph! Very inspiring, looking forward to his future performances. He's a winner!

@KaylaWheelerSkateboarder 5 жыл бұрын

Aww I can still see the little scared kid in him ! You got this man !!! 💪🏿

@Reibearxxii 5 жыл бұрын

*He’s adorable but I keep seeing Peter Griffin in his face* 💀

@Adolesence 5 жыл бұрын

Just stop breathing please.

@masakiposey6532 5 жыл бұрын

@lordpoochalot 5 жыл бұрын

Stop watching that garbage show then

@Reibearxxii 5 жыл бұрын

Icey Zone BTD wtf dude i wasn’t saying anything mean omg you make me wheeze😂💀

@Reibearxxii 5 жыл бұрын

And it’s ok cos 400 other people weren’t triggered by my comment so thank u next @just an opinion @Icey Zone BTD @Masaki Posey lmfao😂💀

@randomvideosbymark8095 5 жыл бұрын

A very witty comedian!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!

@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 жыл бұрын

He's the boss.

@richard40x 5 жыл бұрын

Very funny, I like him, but that ventriloquist with the bird was even funnier. It took me several jokes to get what he was doing, then he was pretty funny.

@theriddlerenigma7198 5 жыл бұрын

You are a turd nugget.

@ach3508 5 жыл бұрын

Nothing, but respect for Kevin. Pursue your goals & don’t stop🙏🏻

@byversonvang3627 5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who laughed at the first. Joke also he’s so funny 😭😭❤️😂🤪

@user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 жыл бұрын

Byverson Vang - I didn’t get it. “Let me tell you first time I blanked out..pause, that’s all I remember” - why is that funny? I don’t always cry myself to sleep ., I have insomnia - hmm I didn’t get it.

@user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 жыл бұрын

Majowh - haha, oh ye - what about the other joke

@ghostbeaver90 5 жыл бұрын

@@user-zc6mi5hx2f For the other one, insomnia is a condition where you cant sleep, so he wont be able to stop crying since he cant go to sleep

@realdex 5 жыл бұрын

yes, I feel weird because the audience and judges didnt get it and I got it.

@byversonvang3627 5 жыл бұрын

Vinsensius Paulus fr fr

@isopath1 5 жыл бұрын

Love the grocery store one. Simon's reaction was priceless

@lucesonofmorning7805 5 жыл бұрын

isopath1 I didn’t understand it

@The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx 5 жыл бұрын

@@lucesonofmorning7805 "No Food or Drinks Inside" as in don't bring in outside food. He read it like there were no food or any drinks in the grocery store, so he went home.

@thedivinebandit 5 жыл бұрын

It's awesome to see Simon try to understand him with the first joke and giving him a standing ovation at the end.

@Mag1c4lyfe 5 жыл бұрын

@4:31 "I went to the grocery store. The sign said "NO FOOD OR DRINKS INSIDE" so i went home" LOL

@YourTransmissionRepair 5 жыл бұрын

What a guy! I love 'em. I'd love to see Kevin in a small venue setting. Kevin: KEEP GOING, PAL!

@Name-oz4lq 5 жыл бұрын

Transmission Repair who is “them”? Or “‘em” as you’d say...

@YourTransmissionRepair 5 жыл бұрын

@@Name-oz4lq American slang for "him". sorry :-(

@katelynnclosson4478 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being terrified of the world...and then suddenly being on top of it..congratulations my man. You are a star!

@southernjournalist2988 5 жыл бұрын

So awesome. I love him. He is a great comic/comedic writer... his jokes makes you think, very witty... awesome story of overcoming obstacles. Blessings to you!!!! Amazing!