its his show afterall he doesnt want to take risk

He is sweet but also moneeeeyyy is on the line

We have a hero in our midst... that and he doesn’t want to lose money. 🙃

one of them should've stopped him beforehand anyways the guy's obviously not thinking right

Yeah same. Simon may be tough, but he cares about you ❤

True

B_H_T he copied the jokes from someone who came to this show I know for sure.

Tyler Fowler so? He actually did something funny that most couldnt..

Kevin is awesome inspiration

All he needs is a friend or someone to love him for him

Simon has a soft heart... More so since his mom died.

@@brianhill4153 When?

@@Owlventure_Aviation In april 2016

Simon is not "mean" he just takes his job seriously

nah this man just didn’t want his show to get sued

He had me laughing so hard

nice

Useless Channel free trial of death lmfao

I suffer from anxiety, which came as a shock to me because I've always been the class clown and always seeing the glass half full. I cannot begin to imagine what the second man went through. Do we even realize how much our words can hurt or lift someone? Use them wisely and always be kind!

I found him on FB and liked his page and wished him well... everyone else should too!!

I love this guy, he’s so amazing, he made such simple jokes that made so much humor, he’s amazing.

Yah he mentioned that the kids in his class were neglecting him and that can make people feel unwanted and suicidal. Many people mock and torment others because of their disabilities not realizing that it can befall on them. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

Rogita0329 Marvelforlife me too

Mandel* I'm pretty sure

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

I agree.

Grace Saunders no all animals shouldn’t be in circuses

@@SleepyFish00 ikr Just some clowns or other things are fine too we dont need to hold animails against their will

Me to god julienne is a puta

That was soook funny how come people dont like it!?

Hi Betty Clark I'm Bonnie Clark

@John Doe im not

I sure ain't

I have a gun.

@John Doe that's great 👍

This is a super underated comment! I was the first like 😁

Two big balls

Well my good fellow. I ask that you speak for yourself on this part.

@@573r lmao

Lol

I know right!!!

ME TOOO

............yeaaaaaaaaaa.........wait,no still don't get it

@@rubydaly126 That's the point

Me ToO!!!!

ATa

Me to

The judge really got his hopes up to say no.... He literally took hard hits to the ground to get 3 likes on top of being funny....

He is not that funny tho

@@krill7561 It's true but you got to admit, that was mean

For sonic the movie to cringe for.

Like the 3 stooges

Jordan Coleman they recreated the sonic character

And now imagine how amazing these judges would have found the act if Jim Carey did it exactly the same way.

Agredd Edit:agreed

Same

I would but then I lose all motivation, even with sn excuse. 👌

Get to living... or dying will get to you. Be part of the world... it needs you.

His whole act was super relatable. I liked his one-liner schtick, he's like the everyman's Jimmy Carr.

Go to work...

XDDDD

That’s hilarious!! I love it!!🤣🤣🤣

Can

Universal truth 👍👍👍

Thank you, I love this.... 🤟🏽

Eli David gotta make sure he’s not a zombie walrus

When he fell I could not stop laughing

I think I laughed at hard at this comment as when he actually said it

Allie Olivier 🥋⛸

Is it just me or does the walrus act remind you of that horror movie Tusk.

I dont get it

@@jocelyngarcia8312 The grocery store doesnt have food or drinks, so he went home because maybe there's food in there.

@@jocelyngarcia8312 that sign is meant to say ' don't eat food or drink something inside the store, buy it and eat it later' , he literally took it word for word

@@jocelyngarcia8312 what do you go to a grocery store to buy? Sign said no food or drinks, so he went home.. it's a joke.

That's like a joke my grandpa tells: "A guy went hunting. He saw a sign "Bear Left" so the guy went home."

That one landed and it made me so happy.

Ikr

The i don’t always cry myself to sleep got me

I'm pretty sure they got it, it's just not that good of a joke.

I got it

Walrus*

Wow thank you for saying you want to get the walrus guy more hurt

HawkyPlays that poor man..

Already tried it xD

nor*

infinite hawkins I read this while he was saying it lol

*their

@@foolishdonut they're * lol

69th like

Foolish Donut just laugh fool

Gaming With Kayla! I like the black out joke so funny laugh every time I hear it

Douglas Arnold me too! i cracked up!

I don't think he's depressed, he is very very anxious but seems hopeful

so true. at times I'm annoyed by the female judges. Something wrong with me ?

@@vietnamauthuong7765 I agree

If it sing act Simon can make crazy decision aswell when it comes to stupid act

@@vietnamauthuong7765 for the first one yes for me

Kai Cool that guy wasn’t simon

no now he gets six

@It's MeCharlie now 8

FuriousFoil now 9

@@eternelleee Now 10

Yeah what else did is you think he's one up on

You should have many yesess

It became a meme

⁶⁹

@Fan of Many Legends obviously haha.

It's called a generalized anxiety disorder and agoraphobia. After going so long with hardly any social activity or activity, PERIOD! It can really take its toll on you. Living years and years with a fear of leaving home on top of constant fear of a ton of other things, most that dont even make sense. It really does damage. Nothing bugs me more than someone who takes anxiety disorders lightly cause they dont have one. Live a single day in my shoes and you wouldnt take it so lightly. Assuming anxiety couldn't possibly make a person that awkward and uncomfortable. That dudes probably a friggin genius.

I could see him polishing his act and becoming the next Steven Wright.

For me, it is the best story I've seen on AGT...

Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏

That's sad.

Lord Flufflebuns lmao

I got it LMAO

I think people got it just wasn’t funny IMO

I think it wasn't a big enough "warm-up", they would have laughed more if it was later in the sketch

I (still) completely agree Elijah B, everyone got it, it just wasn't funny....obviously!

@@MainGirl-dl6oh Obviously? Some people might think it’s funny I get your point

I did to it was funny

Same

Same

Fr

He was blacked out so he couldnot remember any thing but he remembers only one thing that he remembers nothing🤣

Takes no Sherlock to know that self abusing yourself will get you nowhere...

He tried I am sooooooo like sad

I know I feel bad

I would like to hug him to, but I don't want to c him hurt himself agsin!

She was so rude and inconsiderate to do that… How ever you’re such an amazing human. I want to hug him too.

Cat Cat it’s unfortunate he destroyed his chance for the second audition 😭

@@sherinaref3248 How did he destroy his chance?

😂😂😂Hahahaha me too hahaha it was too funny 😂

SonUvaDiggerFan20 the act he chose didn’t really appease the audiences. I thought it was cute but def not as good as this act

@@C4TC4T ah

Good one

Lol 😂

I saw ur comment at 69 likes lol

Same

Lmaooooo

😂😂

Loll I'm dying

Saaaame 😂😂

How could people possibly not get that 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I died !!!

They were sitting to low to the ground the joke went over their head 😂

The last sentence was irrelevant..we can realize that-_-

We probably been the only folks laughing in the audience.

Yeah i found him funny in Germany Go Talent He would have gotten a yes lol Bruce or Dieter would defently give a yes they arent that good lol at least two judges Here gave it

He wasn’t on stage though, h e. W a s. O n. T h e. G r o u n d

@@SeriouslySeriousGrim Lol so true

The walrus guy looks like the guy who did a costume on butterflies i think

David would've pressed the golden buzzer if he was there.

That’s funny because He actually will be back 😆😂🤣

- I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - Elton John ... ROFL

@@GVNRND 😂😂😂 and on a serious note his coming back time is coming near and near according to hadiths

Makes Sense haha

Why wouldn’t you

I would

Shannyn Williams bc its fun

Who wouldn't

Yea all that build up to be let down(Hard)! 😄😬I so thought she was going to say yes😮

I almost cried.... that was so mean

I started hating her since the moment I saw that

@@scottyl7337 RIGHT, THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR

@@panlakachokora5149 me too in some way P.s.that was fkn hilarious 🤘

69 likes I will not ruin this also r/technically the truth

I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂 his coming back time is getting closer and closer according to hadiths

Then he says number 2 it’s hilarious And that part I agree

😁😂😂

@@joon_choco Finally, something us Muslims and Christians can agree on.

Fr i thought the same

Who's anxiety? 🤔 😂😂😂

290th like

@@AJ-dt3uo Happy Birthday. ...🎂

Oh i thought everyone in thecrowd especially judges are nerve-wreck...thumbs-up guys, we dont want to be responsible to his demise.

Yes it's sadekekwemeu

Itshsb a shake. Said iajskdk sadjenmwkskeksis

That’s what I was just thinking

Same

Yeah but his first joke make the audience think really hard haha

Daydream Studios that part had me dying LOL

At that part I was like, "Well, obviously someone is a fan of Jeff Dunham." x)

The bird is obviously a Sith Lord. *Do it*

😑

@@toratamashii3950 I was thinking about Peanut when he said the second "Do it" 🤣🤣

The third "do it" is amazing.

If you watch Jeff Dunham this guy has the same style as him! Mainly with the puppet Peanut.

69th like

Monique Nicole I have seen him! I was a pretty big fan of his but fell off his band wagon. I still kinda like him. Don’t wanna compare the 2 guys but I like Bird guy even better now haha

Rick Finley doo it 😂😂 he’s so great

Same XD

Same😂

It’s too bad he was ripping off Jeff Dunham

Look this may be funny to you But in reality that's exactly what's going to happen

You realize how good he is when you forget it's just him on that stage talking to himself 😂😂😂

Every guy has a bird

All guys have bird haha

Some parts reminded me of Jeff Dunham though. Like the part where the bird got in his face and whispered "do it"

.

Stupidity is different than talent and this is a talent show.he just came and did stupid things which got him hurt and iam glad that he didn't pass because he wouldve done more stupid things that could get him killed

@@notme3422 your on the way to becoming a genius Sherlock holmes...

@@EmeraldkeyMusic thank you master😂

@@notme3422 true...very true...though I still feel bad for him..

Yes I feel bad but he’s the one that did these dumb things so it’s his fault

Trump2020 💪💪

Gridiron Buns no no please no it wasn’t a joke to make you say that no no not trump 2020 hell no please no please gosh no don’t ruin this country for another 4 years okay please don’t.

@@drake-mo ?

TrashBandit 24 I got a bit to mad I popped of sry

Drake Mo Trump2020HellNo 👏

He is on many Got Talent shows all over the world. He probably gets hired because the producers think it's funny.

When can I find that

@@ctgamingplayzz9491 Just search for caterpillar on AGT

Theblastamasta k thanks

Omg it's him

😭😭😭😭

Smh don't have to imagine 👁💧👄💧👁 some of us go through that

@@lovelypersonn1720 When people say “can you imagine” 99.9% of the time it’s a figure of speech, as mine was. It should be pretty obvious from my comment that I feel for kids who experience/d bullying, yet you do a ‘smh’ on me. Have you considered using your ‘smh’s’ and any other sarcastic acronyms or comments you have on people who don’t care, or, even better, on bullies, themselves?

That is what happened with one of my classmates last year but I stepped in and made sure she didn't feel alone or unwanted

@@Sharkdiaries I think a lot of kids don’t like seeing someone being bullied, but they’re afraid to do what you did for fear of being bullied, themselves, or they’re just glad someone besides them is being mistreated. She was fortunate to have someone as brave as you around. Question for you, if you don’t mind: Do the teachers see the bullying or know it’s going on?

Dude 😂😂💀💀i went on the floor myself

Mihlali Mqhele LLAOOO

@@srah8370 😂but like dude he was to much

Mihlali Mqhele ikr

Me too - he was great. His attitude at the end was funny too. He was shocked at "no". He'll be fine. Many People saw his act. That Guy is hilarious.

Same

Yeah even after counting down

That means fear of leaving your house, right?

@@danielleking262 yes

@@0x0lilem0x0 I'm sure I could just google all these, but which is the one where you're afraid of germs then? I feel like it had a similar name.... Or maybe that's hypochondriac? lol

@@danielleking262 it’s called germaphobe/germaphobic :)

@@danielleking262 yeah germaphobia!

Max PotatoAim that’s something I would do when I’m sober, because I’m 13

@@Morning60 same, but I would have eaten a lot of sugar before it

Being drunk is like having to much candy to a kid

The Mitch Zone they just didn’t want him to get hurt coz yes he didn’t but one day he could I would say no too

👏🏻👏🏻

,he didn't fail his act at all ,he made that up just to show violence that is made with animals on circs and other shows where animals are forced to do this kind of stuff

Ur right

People. People. People... With the judges being grown and older than me, I believe that they were well aware at what was happening. I think those judges didn't have his sense of humor, which was very silly and childish. They aren't braindead, or stupid, they probably just have a opinion.

I would have. 😆😆😆😆 especially the second one.

Helena Neto that’s the guy who was the butterfly and then it showed his you know what

XD

The slo motion got me😂😂😂😂

Awa Gabyow it looked like when you slip on a banana in Mario kart 😂 (if you know what that is)

I started laughing from he enter the stage😂😂😂

I laughed at all

I laughed I felt a little guilty

I did too. AND I LOVED IT

You said it best.

I wouldve also said no. 👎 I didn't think it was funny and he didn't really have talent.

Julia💀 do u mean amanda

Nvm I just realised that its Americans got talent not britians😭

@@srah8370 britains got talent is so much better 😒

@link ofc g 😏

3 months later he shoots up the place

@@Just_Another_Piece_Of_Toast Why so salty. Your pathetic snowflake personality is showing. Cover it up bub.

@SM PLAY PRO yeah, my bad

*"They"* Me- ?1??2?÷??@?

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

ky m nice profile picture. Do you like him a lot?

Pretty sure everyone did he fooled us pretty damn well @-@

I didn’t I saw the thumbnail

I thought it'd be a naked man wearing a bird mask!

You stoopid

Lizzie Kilburn same

He was just being nicenAsshole

sheredin slykhuis He seems to have the same act as well

He has some "Peanut" elements

not just peanuts elements but mannerisms as well.

Yes! I was about to comment the same thing!

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you.

They really didn't get it. I laughed at it. 😂

I have seizures and some blackouts, it's was hilarious, like actually!!@

Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

Yuki Macale it’s only their job